Mission *1st April*
On blog quite after a long time. Well, was doing nothing and was getting paid for doing nothing all these days if you so want one of those *do nothing and get paid* jobs find a software firm for yourself. I don’t mean every software firm will pay you for just doing nothing or everyone in my firm is getting paid for doing nothing. You just need to be *lucky* and I think I was one of those *lucky(?)* guys till last week (I’m no workoholic but believe me doing nothing takes a lot of effort I mean if its just a matter of day or two it’s ok, what if you are made to sit on bench, well a corporate term for do nothing job, for months together, I’m quite sure you’ll be bugged up).
Leaving my job apart, I was on kind of *sleep mode* (some fancy crappy name for being lazy and not getting of one’s a$#) all these days (most of the times I prefer to be in this mode though), I so wanted to write but somehow couldn’t or probably didn’t (well, here comes the truth). On the first of April, this year (yeah, I was supposed to post this on that day, but this *sleep mode* you know) I thought of fooling someone up and I asked Gouda and Mota to join me aboard (well had to bribe them pizza to make them to be with me). I had already chalked a plan out. There’s a girl out there, Ranjita who’s a close friend of Gouda, Gouda would call her and tell her that the *mota* is in love with her, he is drunk as of now and acting wierdly (well crying and stuff like that which guyz generally do or act atleast just to proove that they are truely in love with someone), and ask her call him and console him. She would then call mota to give the *updesh* which girls generally do when a guy proposes them instead of getting straight and telling him *why not?*, he then would tell her that he’s not drunk and all of us would make fun of her. After listening to the whole story Gouda says, “dude, believe me this is the bad idea, I mean c’mon every 15 mins she rings her home up and reports about whats going on, if we do these pranks with her I’m quite sure she’s gonna tell this to her parents and her dad’s coming next month in here, he’s gonna kill me if he finds me out that I was the one who played the prank. If she’s the one whom I’m gonna talk to I’m out of plan. Think of something else”.
I was quite blunt on the plan and said “We sure have to fool some one today the plan will remain same but the actors will change, how about that. I mean think of some one who can handle this sportively or atleast someone who will come to know that we are trying to fool her”. Gouda came up with a name which all the three agreed upon, there was this witty girl *Savitha*, who was a lot sportive and Gouda was quite sure as hell that we’ll be the one who will end up being fooled rather than her and a small change in the plan was also agreed upon, the guy who’s gonna call her wil be the one who will propose, there is no calling twice. On the way to room, we rehearsed the dialogues and stuff and the moment we reached the room we rang her up. The conversation was something like this,
Savitha(S): Hello, Gouda.
Gouda(G): Hey, there’s a lot of disturbance, where are you?
S: I’m outside yaar, the moment I reach the room will call you.
G: ok then let me know when you’ll reach the room, I myself will call you.
S: Probably after half an hour or so.
G: ok, will call you after half and hour, bye.
S: bbye.
That was bad, but we hadn’t lost our hopes, so all we had to do is wait for a half an hour and call her back. Gouda started watching a movie, I was on phone with a friend of mine and mota snored for half an hour I guess. As I said we had not lost hopes, Gouda redialled the number and guess what no disturbance this time ;). Yeah, the conversation,
G: what ma’am where were you?
S: out, for shopping, for someone’s marriage. (well, I don’t exactly remember whose marriage was it, it isn’t that important, is it?)
G: oh, I c, you got the leave approved eh?? (Gouda, c’mon man concentrate on the task in the hand we are on a mission :P)
S: yeah, had applied few days back and had got it approved.
G: i see..(Gouda passed the buck to her to see what’s she gonna tell)
S: by the way, how come you rang up yaar??
G: nothing, was feeling lonely (or was it loonely? :P) thats how rang you up..
S: oh I c.. what happened??.. I mean you rang your girlfriend up or what?? (I completely thought Gouda can’t handle it hereafter and the plan was screwed, but he was magician you see, genious see’s the opportunities in problems after all, well hey that was just a saying you don’t have to fly so high now Gouda)
G: Leave her off, she never understands me, believe me yaar I’m so lonely, can I ask you something?…
S: well, (little hesitantly) yeah sure!!..
G: hmm.. how do you find me??.. you know what I mean right??..
S: yeah, you are a good friend of mine..
G: I see, I think I like you..
After that she started off with the *geetopadesh* given generally by the girls when poor guys propose them. Gouda has to listen to it all (I knew I was a dead meat once after he’s done with the call, Gouda was so trying to convince her and all but she carried on with the pravachan)
G: ok, leave the proposal aside we are still friends right??..
S: forget it.. I sincerely thought you were a good friend, I hate the people who take advantage, you never were friend and never can be..(I sincerely dunno how she came to know, she asked Gouda all of a sudden…), are you trying to fool me up??..
(loud burst of laughs!!)
G: yeah, (I think he wanted to wrap the things up asap and kick my butts)
S: oh shit, ggggaaawwwwddd,, today every one tried fooling me up, no one succeeded.
G: he he.. (sheepish smile, though me and mota were ROTFL)
Leaving my job apart, I was on kind of *sleep mode* (some fancy crappy name for being lazy and not getting of one’s a$#) all these days (most of the times I prefer to be in this mode though), I so wanted to write but somehow couldn’t or probably didn’t (well, here comes the truth). On the first of April, this year (yeah, I was supposed to post this on that day, but this *sleep mode* you know) I thought of fooling someone up and I asked Gouda and Mota to join me aboard (well had to bribe them pizza to make them to be with me). I had already chalked a plan out. There’s a girl out there, Ranjita who’s a close friend of Gouda, Gouda would call her and tell her that the *mota* is in love with her, he is drunk as of now and acting wierdly (well crying and stuff like that which guyz generally do or act atleast just to proove that they are truely in love with someone), and ask her call him and console him. She would then call mota to give the *updesh* which girls generally do when a guy proposes them instead of getting straight and telling him *why not?*, he then would tell her that he’s not drunk and all of us would make fun of her. After listening to the whole story Gouda says, “dude, believe me this is the bad idea, I mean c’mon every 15 mins she rings her home up and reports about whats going on, if we do these pranks with her I’m quite sure she’s gonna tell this to her parents and her dad’s coming next month in here, he’s gonna kill me if he finds me out that I was the one who played the prank. If she’s the one whom I’m gonna talk to I’m out of plan. Think of something else”.
I was quite blunt on the plan and said “We sure have to fool some one today the plan will remain same but the actors will change, how about that. I mean think of some one who can handle this sportively or atleast someone who will come to know that we are trying to fool her”. Gouda came up with a name which all the three agreed upon, there was this witty girl *Savitha*, who was a lot sportive and Gouda was quite sure as hell that we’ll be the one who will end up being fooled rather than her and a small change in the plan was also agreed upon, the guy who’s gonna call her wil be the one who will propose, there is no calling twice. On the way to room, we rehearsed the dialogues and stuff and the moment we reached the room we rang her up. The conversation was something like this,
Savitha(S): Hello, Gouda.
Gouda(G): Hey, there’s a lot of disturbance, where are you?
S: I’m outside yaar, the moment I reach the room will call you.
G: ok then let me know when you’ll reach the room, I myself will call you.
S: Probably after half an hour or so.
G: ok, will call you after half and hour, bye.
S: bbye.
That was bad, but we hadn’t lost our hopes, so all we had to do is wait for a half an hour and call her back. Gouda started watching a movie, I was on phone with a friend of mine and mota snored for half an hour I guess. As I said we had not lost hopes, Gouda redialled the number and guess what no disturbance this time ;). Yeah, the conversation,
G: what ma’am where were you?
S: out, for shopping, for someone’s marriage. (well, I don’t exactly remember whose marriage was it, it isn’t that important, is it?)
G: oh, I c, you got the leave approved eh?? (Gouda, c’mon man concentrate on the task in the hand we are on a mission :P)
S: yeah, had applied few days back and had got it approved.
G: i see..(Gouda passed the buck to her to see what’s she gonna tell)
S: by the way, how come you rang up yaar??
G: nothing, was feeling lonely (or was it loonely? :P) thats how rang you up..
S: oh I c.. what happened??.. I mean you rang your girlfriend up or what?? (I completely thought Gouda can’t handle it hereafter and the plan was screwed, but he was magician you see, genious see’s the opportunities in problems after all, well hey that was just a saying you don’t have to fly so high now Gouda)
G: Leave her off, she never understands me, believe me yaar I’m so lonely, can I ask you something?…
S: well, (little hesitantly) yeah sure!!..
G: hmm.. how do you find me??.. you know what I mean right??..
S: yeah, you are a good friend of mine..
G: I see, I think I like you..
After that she started off with the *geetopadesh* given generally by the girls when poor guys propose them. Gouda has to listen to it all (I knew I was a dead meat once after he’s done with the call, Gouda was so trying to convince her and all but she carried on with the pravachan)
G: ok, leave the proposal aside we are still friends right??..
S: forget it.. I sincerely thought you were a good friend, I hate the people who take advantage, you never were friend and never can be..(I sincerely dunno how she came to know, she asked Gouda all of a sudden…), are you trying to fool me up??..
(loud burst of laughs!!)
G: yeah, (I think he wanted to wrap the things up asap and kick my butts)
S: oh shit, ggggaaawwwwddd,, today every one tried fooling me up, no one succeeded.
G: he he.. (sheepish smile, though me and mota were ROTFL)
Gouda wrapped the things up, and kicked my butts for giving such a wierd idea. We had to go and appologize her the next day, and Gouda had to buy her a off a gift to make (man,, only girls get all these perks) things go smoothly after our prank (they want to call it *stupid prank* though), and believe me she didn’t yell at us and didn’t create a scene which possibly other girls would have done, she really is a sport. And this how our so called *Mission April 1st* ends. Happy reading folks. 
